A Military lab has developed a pizza that boasts a shelf life of three years without being frozen, and now the Week has asked its readers to name this durable dish. Here’s what they came up with:
•Semper Pie
•The Lasting Supper
•In-dough-structible
•Pizza de Resistance
•DeFrigNo!
•Auld Lang Slice
•Eternal Piece
•Grandpapa John’s Pizza
People’s parents actually give them sage advice, like “Do what you love, and the money will follow” or “The early bird gets the worm.”
All I remember is, “Don’t fill up on bread.”
I can’t tell the difference between a rose and a dandelion.
So when it came time to fix up my garden, I had no clue which plants to keep and which ones to remove.
Until, that is, my mother gave me this handy tip: “Pull them all up. If it comes back, it’s a weed.”