A lady went to the salon to get a new hair style. While getting her hair done, she noticed a handsome man sitting quietly in the waiting area.
She turns to the man and begins flirting with him. The man replies, “I’m married.”
The woman continues to flirt, “Just tell her you’re going to visit a friend in the hospital.”
The man replies, “Tell her yourself. She’s the one doing your hair.”
Me: How was your date last night?
Her: A complete waste of makeup.
On the first day of school, a first-grader handed his teacher a note from his mother. The note read...
"The opinions expressed by this child are not necessarily those of his parents."