Our generation never got a break. When we were young they taught us to respect our elders...
Now that we are older, they tell us to listen to the youth of the country.
If Lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked,...
Doesn’t it then follow that electricians can be delighted, musicians denoted, cowboys deranged, models deposed, tree surgeons debarked, and dry cleaners depressed?
How do you know when you're getting old?
You know you are getting old when everything either dries up or leaks.
What is the sole purpose of a middle name?
So a child can tell when they're really in trouble!