One man said to another, "I got my wife a lady's wristwatch."
"Did she like it?" the second man asked.
"Yes, but then the lady showed up and took it back."
I like nice long walks...
Especially when taken by people who annoy me.
Did you hear about the runner who left his math homework at the starting line?
He thought he could run away from his problems.
Wife asks husband, "How many women have you slept with?"
Husband proudly replies, "Only you, Darling... with the others, I was awake."