Husband: "I wish to be the Prime Minister of the nation one day."
Wife: "But you already are the PM of a nation."
Husband: "Really, which nation?"
Wife: "The Imagi-nation."
After his mother yelled at little Johnny, he retaliated, "Don't shout at me! I am not dad!"
Waiter: These are the best eggs we have had for years!
Customer: Well, bring me some you haven't had around for that long!
What did the mother ghost say to the naughty baby ghost?
"You only spook when you are spooken to!"