Yo Momma is so dumb...
She was hiding from burglars behind glass doors!
Did you hear about the skunks that started a boy band?
They are calling themselves "The Back Streak Boys"!
Knock, knock...
Who's there?
Figs.
Figs who?
Figs your doorbell!
I set aside a dollar every time a woman found me unattractive...
Now they are starting to find me attractive...