My wife complained that the kitchen clock had nearly killed her mother, as it fell off the wall seconds after where she had been sitting underneath it.
That darn clock has always been slow.
As my family was leaving Disney World, my daughter waved and said, "Goodbye Minnie!"
My son waved and said, "Goodbye Mickey!"
I waved and said, "Goodbye money!"
Thank you student loans for getting me through college...
I don't think I can ever pay you back.
A girl in our office, from South American, is always in a hurry...
We call her URGENT-TINA.