Do you know what Labor Day is?
Mommy's sure do!
A pirate walks into a bar with a paper towel on his head, sits down and orders a drink.
Bartender serves the pirate his drink, and asks about the paper towel.
The pirate smiles and says, "That be the bounty on me head!"
Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend...
Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read.
What do you get when you feed a skunk habanero chiles?
Pepper spray!