Knock-knock..
Who's there?
Cargo.
Cargo who?
Car go beep beep!
How did the doofus fall on the floor?
He tripped over the cordless phone.
A quote from an interview with the Operations Manager of a growing company. The journalist asks, "So how many employees are working in your company?"
The manager replies, "Approximately half of them..."
Who sells a product cheaper... a manufacturer or a distributor?
The correct answer is: the storehouse security guard!