My husband, who thinks he is always right, had just got home wearing his new orthopedic shoes when he uttered words I never expected to hear...
"I STAND CORRECTED!"
As Noah was building the ark, what type of lights did he use?
FLOOD LIGHTS!
Why was the robot upset?
Everyone was pushing its buttons.
Did you hear about the two bed bugs that met in a mattress?
They got married in spring.