"My Friday is ruined!"
"Why, what happened?"
"I realized today is Tuesday."
What did the cell say when his sister stepped on his toe?
MI-TO-SIS!
I am finally financially set for life...
As long as I "go" next Tuesday.
My neighbor is with the K-9 unit of our police department and named his partner "I KNOW WHAT YOU DID".
He watches peoples reaction when he calls his name.