Interviewer: Your asking for a pretty high salary for someone without any experience.
Interviewee: Well, this job is going to be super hard since I don't know what I'm doing.
I can’t believe I forgot to go to the gym today...
That’s 7 years in a row now...
What’s the matter with your wife, she looks upset?”
“She got a terrible shock.”
“What was it?”
“She was assisting at a rummage sale at the church. She took off her new $20 hat and somebody sold it for 50 cents.”
Donna: "I can tell if someone is lying just by looking at him."
Ashley: "Really?"
Donna: "Yep. I can tell if he is standing too."