A jeweler was on his way to work when he saw a sign that said “Watch for children...”
He thought to himself, “That sounds like a fair trade.”
Seeing her friend Marcia wearing a new locket, Ashley asks if there is a memento of some sort inside.
“Yes,” says Marcia, “a lock of my husband’s hair.”
“But Larry’s still alive?”
“I know, but his hair is gone.”
My girlfriend always prefers the stairs, whereas I always like to take the elevator...
I guess we are raised differently.