Golf balls are like eggs...
They are both white, sold by the dozen, and a week later you have to go out and buy more.
Golfer: "You've got to be the worst caddy in the world!"
Caddy: "I don't think so, sir, that would be too much of a coincidence!"
The definition of a "gimme" in golf can best be defined as an agreement between two golfers...
Neither of whom can putt very well.
Teacher: "What a strange pair of socks Johnny, one of your socks is striped and the other is plain red."
Johnny: "Yes, it is very strange. I have another pair at home exactly the same."