What is muffins spelled backwards?
Exactly what you do when you take them out the oven.
Just seen a burglar kicking his own door in.
I asked: “What are you doing?”
He said: “Working from home.”
Son: Why is my sister’s name Paris?
Dad: Because we conceived her in Paris.
Son: Thanks dad.
Dad: No problem Quarantine.
Due to the quarantine...
I’ll only be telling inside jokes.