Question: What's the name of the Greek god of humor?
Answer: Hilarios.
Despite what some people think, since the world is arguably 75% water that is not carbonated,...
One could accurately say that it's technically flat.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Ahhh.
Ahhh who?
Werewolves of London.
Two weeks ago a student wore a shirt to class with GUESS emblazoned across the front.
I advised her that that wasn't an advisable test-taking strategy.
Then last Friday, she wore a shirt advertising the band AC/DC...
Same advice.