You know why the word "dark" ends in a 'k'?
Because you can't "c" in the dark.
A camel with two humps is a Bactrian camel.
A camel with one hump is a dromedary camel.
What do you call a camel with no humps?
Humphrey, of course!
If you were in the Apple store when a robbery occurred...
Does that make you... an iWitness?!?!
Some puns leave me numb...
But math puns make me even number!