Sad news, my obese parrot died today.
Mind you, it's a huge weight off my shoulders.
Why was 4 scared to ask out 5?
Because 4 was 2².
Once upon a time, there lived a king who was only 12 inches tall...
He was a terrible king, but he made a great ruler.
I saw my son eating chocolate even after I confiscated all his Halloween candy. I asked him where he got that from.
He said, "I always have a few Twix up my sleeve."