SIGN ON THE BACK OF A SEPTIC TANK TRUCK:
"Caution - This Truck is full of Political Promises."
SIGN OVER A DOCTOR's OFFICE:
"Dr. Jones, OBGYN, at your cervix!"
Do you know what I love most about baseball?
The pine tar, the resin, the grass, the dirt...
And that's just in the hot dogs!
I never got along well with my dad.
Kids used to come up to me and say, "My dad can beat up your dad."
I'd just say, "Yeah, when?"