Did you hear about the contortionist who passed away?
He died in his own arms.
Why was the seafood restaurant being investigated by the IRS?
They were suspected of being a shell company in some fishy business.
I was on a date with this really great lady.
Well it wasn't really a date-date, more like we ate dinner and saw a movie together.
Then the plane landed.
People say that money is not the key to happiness...
But I always figured if you have enough money, you can have a key made.