You know you've still got it when you're walking across the beach with your wife and there's a couple of young girls waving at you while she isn't looking.
There's no way that I was ever gonna swim out that far to save them though.
My son and I were sat in the city centre, waiting for my wife to come out of this high-end shoe store, and we were absolutely bored to tears.
Then all the sudden, the entire Royal Ballet came out of nowhere and put on a completely impromptu dance performance!
We were still absolutely bored to tears.
Why do archaeologists get all the girls?
Because they have the best dating techniques.
“I’m the number everyone hates," said 13.
“No way, I am the number everyone hates,” replied 666.
"L-O-L," 2020 chuckled.