Seeing her friend Marcia wearing a new locket, Ashley asks if there is a memento of some sort inside.
“Yes,” says Marcia, “a lock of my husband’s hair.”
“But Larry’s still alive?”
“I know, but his hair is gone.”
Top 5 Things We're Hoping A.I. Does For Us:
Call balls and strikes. Seriously. Is it in the square, or not?
Explain how my wife can always be wrong.
Defend my Magic the Gathering collection with laser weapons.
Help me understand why Carrot Top is funny.
Replacing rolls of toilet paper the right way.
The air traffic controller, working a busy pattern, told the 727 on downwind to make a three-sixty (usually done to provide spacing between aircraft).
The pilot of the 727 complained, "Do you know it costs us two thousand dollars to make a three-sixty in this airplane?"
Without missing a beat the controller replied, "Roger, give me four thousand dollars worth!"
Elvis Costello and Abba are going to tour together this summer, but we don't know who the headliner is.
So, we'll have to wait to see who's on first.