When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that’s amore.
When an eel bites your thigh and you bleed out and die, that’s a moray.
When you’re smashed with a jug in a South Auckland pub, that’s a Māori.
When you see a big boat tied up with a rope, that’s a mooring.
When you wake up and it’s bright because it’s no longer night, that’s the morning.
"You want us to do WHAT?"
- Ancient Chinese wall engineer.
As I walked into work my boss greeted me with, "Today is going to be a great day! Can't you feel it?"
I did.
I went home.
I struck a deal with my local gym.
They wanted $24 a month if I show up, but only $12 a month if I don't show up.
That's 50% off!