A naked man runs into a tailor's shop.
The tailor says, "You can't be in here with no clothes on!"
The man says, "Come on mister, cut me some slacks?"
A Greek man walks into a Greek tailor shop holding a pair of old tattered jeans.
The blind old tailor squints at him, "Euripedes?"
The man nods and holds up the pants, "Eumenedes?"
My wife and I are a temperamental couple...
I’ve got a temper and she’s mental.
You matter...
Until you multiply yourself by the square of the speed of light.
Then you energy.