Charles Dickens walks into a bar and orders a martini.
The bartender asks, “Olive or Twist?”

An economist is an expert who will know tomorrow why the thing he predicted yesterday did not happen today.

Charles Dickens walks into a bar and orders a martini.
The bartender asks, “Olive or Twist?”

After gunning his BMW the wrong way down a one-way street, the rather intoxicated young man was asked where he thought he was going by a curious police officer.
“I’m not really sure,” confessed the drunk, “but wherever it is, I must be late, because everybody seems to be coming back already.”