Heading into the jungle on his first safari, the American visitor was confident he could handle any emergency. He sidled up to the experienced native guide and said smugly. “I know that carrying a torch will keep lions away.” “True,” the guide replied. “But it depends on how fast you carry the torch

Son: Father, do you know that I can name the capital of all 50 states?

Father: Son, I'm so proud of you. What's the capital of texas?

Son: PASS!

Q: What kind of dance does a butcher go to?
A: A meatball

Officer: Do you know why I stopped you, son?
Driver: Cause you thought I had some doughnuts?