When a man with nine children was asked how he handled illness among his children, he said, "When the first born coughed or sneezed, I called the ambulance. When the last one swallowed a quarter, I told him that it was coming out of his allowance!"

When a man with nine children was asked how he handled illness among his children, he said, "When the first born coughed or sneezed, I called the ambulance. When the last one swallowed a quarter, I told him that it was coming out of his allowance!"

Q: How do Eskimos have babies?

A: They keep on rubbing their noses together until the little boogers come out.

Q. What do Eskimos get from sitting on ice?

A. Polaroids!