Lou: Hey Joe. I know the score of any professional sports score before it happens.
Joe: No you don’t. That’s impossible.
Lou: Wanna bet?
Joe: Okay Lou. What’s the score of the Patriots vs the Rams game before it happens?
Lou: That’s easy. The score of the Patriots vs the Rams game is going to be 0-0 BEFORE it happens.
A lettuce and a tomato were in a race.
Who won?
The lettuce went a head, but the tomato never could ketchup.
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