Scott: "When I grow up, I'm going to run for Congress!"
Billy: "Gee, it's a long way to Washington, Scott, maybe you should start running now."
My laptop was driving me crazy. “The A, E, and I keys always stick,” I complained to a friend.
She quickly diagnosed the problem, “Your computer is suffering from irritable vowel syndrome.”
Did you see the cereal box and the fruit punch?
Now that’s what I call a food fight.
What dog says “meow”?
A police dog working undercover.