I remember the first time I saw a universal remote control.
I thought to myself... "Well this changes everything!"
Officer: "Why should you be released early?"
Man: "I’m..."
Officer: "Go on..."
Man: "I think..."
Officer: "Yes?"
Man: "Can I please finish my sentence?"
Officer: "Sure, if that's what you really want. Parole denied."
I once bought a dog off a blacksmith.
As soon as I got him home, he made a bolt for the door.
I’m currently reading a book about the life of Henry Ford.
It’s an autobiography.