Past Winners

Picking up this tiny piece of paper would take 2 seconds...

But instead I'm going to run it over 100 times with my vacuum at different angles.

The key to happiness is low expectations.


Lower, nope lower.





Keeeeeep going...

A teacher was helping her young fourth graders with an assignment.

Reading over John's papers she read:

Mother's name: Mary Applegate

Relationship to the person above: It's good.

My son wanted a proper drum kit for his birthday but I got him a miniature one.

I'm now expecting wee percussions.