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The Internet
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Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day.

Teach a person to use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks, months, maybe years.

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posted by "Harry Finkelstein" |
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Comprehending the IT Guy
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To the optimist, the glass is half full.

To the pessimist, the glass is half empty.

To the IT guy, the glass is twice as big as it needs to be.

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posted by "merk" |
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Your Wi-Fi Password
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Set your Wi-Fi password to 2444666668888888.

So when someone asks tell them it’s 12345678.

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posted by "Gaggs" |
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They Like Linux
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Why do astronauts use Linux?

Because you can't open windows in space.

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posted by "Gegg Smith" |