Q: What do you call a fake noodle?
A: An Impasta
Two cannibals are eating a clown, one cannibal looks the other one and says...
"Does this meat taste funny to you?"
Where do poor meatballs live?
In the spaghetto.
"Make me one with everything," says the Buddhist to the tofu hot dog vendor.
Then, after getting his tofu hot dog, the Buddhist hands the vendor a $20 bill.
The vendor takes the money and begins helping the next customer.
The Buddhist looks puzzled and asks the vendor, "Where is my change?"
The vendor replies, "Change comes from within."