misc jokes

A man was at the bar and asked for a shot and so the bartender gave him the drink the man drank it then looked in his pocket. Then the man asked for another so the bartender again gave it to him then after he took the drink the man looked in his pocket. The man asked for another drink and did the same thing. Then the bartender asked the man why he kept looking in his pocket, and the man said there is a picture of my wife in there and when she starts looking good that’s when I will go home.

What is the difference between a rabbit?
Its left ear is the same length.

What gets wetter as it dries?
A towel.

If a woman and an Antartian were skydiving which would land first?
The woman because the Antartian would have to stop and ask for directions.