one liner jokes

Category: "One Liner Jokes"
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Saying the same thing over and over again but expecting different results is called parenting.

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posted by "S.Sovetts" |
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I can't wait to get home and open a bottle of dinner.

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posted by "nerdasaurus" |
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She wanted to buy personalized license plates but she couldn't afford them.

So she changed her name to JKM345.

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posted by "greens52" |
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Do you ever wonder...

Why is no one ever the right amount of whelmed?

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posted by "nerdasaurus" |