one liner jokes

Category: "One Liner Jokes"
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Every time you clean something...

You're just make something else dirty!

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posted by "wadejagz" |
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What two words contain the most letters?

Post office.

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posted by "Harry Finkelstein" |
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What occurs once in a minute, twice in a moment, but never in an hour?

The letter 'M'.

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posted by "Harry Finkelstein" |
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Q: What kind of rocks are on the bottom of the Mississippi River?

A: Wet rocks.

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posted by "Harry Finkelstein" |