one liner jokes

Category: "One Liner Jokes"
$10.00 won 11 votes

Why couldn't the sailor learn all the letters in the alphabet?

Because he spent a lot of years at 'C'...

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posted by "Clown" |
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This gene pool we have now needs a new life guard!

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posted by "Harry Finkelstein" |
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On a billboard ad for a safe company...

"If your stuff is stolen, it’s not our vault!"

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posted by "stee" |
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What is a Beauty Parlor?

BEAUTY PARLOR:
A place where women curl up and dye.

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posted by "Harry Finkelstein" |