pickup jokes

If I had a rose for every time I thought of you we would be walking through a never-ending garden!

If you had 11 roses in your arms and looked in the mirror;
You would see the twelve most gorgeous things in the world.

Man: (to woman) I'd buy you a drink but I'd be jealous of the glass.

Boy: Did you eat Lucky Charms this morning?
Girl: No, why?
Boy: Cause you're looking magically delicious!