pickup jokes

Do you have a picture of yourself? So I can show Santa what I want for Christmas!

Guy: Do you have a map?
Girl: No, why do you ask?
Guy: Because I think I just got lost in your eyes.

Man: Did it hurt?
Women: Did what hurt?
Man: When you fell from heaven, did it hurt?

Man: Whats your name?
Woman: Tammy
Man: You should change it to Campbells, cause you're mmm mmm GOOD!