puns jokes

Three hunters were walking in the woods one night when they came across a set of tracks.

"Those are bear tracks." The first hunter said.

"Those are deer tracks." The second hunter said.

"No, they're fox tracks. The third hunter argued.

They were still arguing when the train hit them.

Q: Why did the fungi leave the party?

A: There wasn't mushroom.

My ex-wife goes bowling with the money I send her each month.

I guess that's why they call it alley money.

What did one Hot Dog Say to the other Hot Dog?

HI! Frank!