puns jokes

What do you call a receipt for the transfer of a wind-powered boat?

Either a bill-of-sail or a sails-receipt.

I lost three fingers on my right hand, so l asked my doctor if I would still be able to write with it.

The doctor said, "Maybe, but I wouldn't count on it."

I once bought a dog off a blacksmith.

As soon as I got him home, he made a bolt for the door.

I’m currently reading a book about the life of Henry Ford.

It’s an autobiography.