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A lumberjack once told me he's cut down 27,572 trees.

"How do you know exactly how many" I replied.

“Easy, I keep a log..."

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"What Is The Phone Number For The Diet Advice Hotline?"

"ONE, EIGHT... and EIGHT... and EIGHT..."

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What are a giant's pronouns?

Fe/Fi/Fo/Fum.

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I asked a librarian if they had any books on "different noise levels"....

The librarian said, "Sure, what volume would you like?"

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