puns jokes

As a college graduate, I don't intend to spend the rest of my life being a waiter.

But it puts food on the table.

Monday - Greg

Tuesday - Ian

Wednesday - Greg

Thursday - Ian

Friday - Greg

Saturday - Ian

Sunday - Greg

The Gregorian Calendar

How do computers get drunk?

They take screenshots!

I just got a job making plastic Draculas.

There are only two of us on the production line, so I have to make every second Count.