puns jokes

What did one fungi say to another fungi when they got married?

“I want to grow mold with you.”

If I was a rapper my handle would be "Gershwin" and I'd demand that the cover art for my cd's would be exclusively rendered in blue designs.

That way I could truthfully say that they are Gershwin's rap cd's in blue.

My wife went to a roofing seminar for women only.

She said it was great.

All the shingle ladies were there.