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A man walks into his doctor’s office and says, “Doctor, I think I’m addicted to Twitter.”

The doctor looks at him and says, “Sorry, I don’t follow you."

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Google is so useless...

I tried to look up lighters and all they had was about 15,000 matches.

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My house is haunted by a ghostwriter...

Last night, I came home and my autobiography had been written.

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Did you hear about the mathematician who’s afraid of negative numbers?

He will stop at nothing to avoid them.

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