sport jokes

Q: How does Mike Tyson differ from Metallica?

A: Metallica leaves a ringing in your ears.

Mike Tyson leaves your ear in a ring.

We all know that the Super Bowl is the football game with the AFC champion playing the NFC champion.

There should be a Toilet Bowl where the worst team in each conference plays each other, where the winning team gets the first round draft pick and/or a plunger shaped trophy.

You can win a lot of money by betting people that you know the score of Super Bowl 50 (or any other sports game that has a score in it) before it happens.

You guys/gals can place the bet. Then you say: "The score of Super Bowl 50 (or any other sports game that has a score in it) is 0-0 BEFORE IT HAPPENS!!!"

Why did Cinderella get kicked off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball....