word play jokes

Category: "Word Play Jokes"
$50.00 won 6 votes

Tonight I’m gonna have possum soup made from Himalayan possum...

Because I found Himalayan on the road.

6 votes

posted by "barber7796" |
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I'm terrified of elevators...

I'm taking steps to avoid them.

3 votes

posted by "barber7796" |
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A bike in town keeps running over me...

It's a vicious cycle!

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posted by "barber7796" |
$12.00 won 3 votes

Which is it again, is it the right to bear arms?

Or the right to arm bears?

3 votes

posted by "shopin55" |