A Spanish magician tells the audience he will disappear on the count of 3.
He says: “Uno, dos....”*POOF!!*
He disappeared without a tres.
If slim and fat are opposites...
Then how come “slim chance” and “fat chance” are similar?
I dreamt I was drowning in an ocean made out of orange soda last night...
It took me a while to work out it was just a Fanta-sea.