A man found a defenseless baby squirrel in the woods. He placed the tiny creature inside his shirt to carry it out.
When asked about his act of kindness he said, "No way I could leave this little critter in distress. However, I have a word to the wise, make sure you tighten your belt a notch or two before you toss one in your shirt."
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