After smattering a bazillion flying insects on his Jeep windshield, Harvey came to a stoplight. That very moment another sacrificial bug arrives —
“Mr. Harvey, I beg of you... spare my life and I’ll wash your windshield every day for a year!”
"Nah, I don’t think so," states Harvey.
“Why the heck not?” responds the bug.
‘Well, it’s my wife’s car, and she could use the exercise.”
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